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Join the gal pals, Kels & Riley, for the pilot episode of Netflix’s “Dare Me”. This month, our Stoner Sponsor is Maine Craft Cannabis, so Kelsea tries their LA Kush Live Rosin & Riley had some of their tincture to alleviate the pain of her horse fall injury. Pod pup Grafton tries to interrupt, the pals snack on giant chocolate chip cookies from their pal Justine at Unknowable Podcast, and hijinks ensue for this teen drama!

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club! Our February sticker is designed by The Sweet Blooded!

This episode sponsored by:

Ganja Gods: Black Tie CBD

Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC

Stoner Sponsor: Maine Craft Cannabis

Snack Sponsor: Justine Johnson - you can find her at Unknowable Podcast wherever you listen & you can follow her baking adventures on instagram @doughthisbemadness

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

This week, your high flying CoPilots, Kelsea & Riley, check out one of the top shows on Netflix, I’m Sorry, after a few too many hits of Mimosa Badder from SeaWeed Co. Riley reads our listener reviews, Kelsea reveals too much information, and they gals get really silly over a not-great TV show.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC and Lit & Luxury - don’t forget to use code ‘PILOTLITES25’ for 25% off your first order!

Stoner Sponsor: SeaWeed Co.

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

Join your Co-Pilots, Kelsea & Riley, for the pilot episode of “90 Day Fiance”, after they do a bunch of Dosidos diamonds in sauce from SeaWeed Co. The gals judge everyone, including the folks who are judging the couples, while chatting about how European men dress, Disney princesses, and UHaul culture.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC and Lit & Luxury - don’t forget to use code ‘PILOTLITES25’ for 25% off your first order!

Stoner Sponsor: SeaWeed Co.

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

Burn Cruise 01

Welcome to Burn Cruise, Pilot Lites’ new monthly bonus episode! On this episode, the gals, Kelsea & Riley, chat recipe reviews, read our listeners Stoner Stories, and really dig into the non-pilot episodes of TV they’ve been watching.

CW: We talk a lot about vomit in this episode.

Got a Stoner Story to submit?!? Do that here!

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Join the CoPilots, Kelsea & Riley, for Fuller House, paired with a Zskittlez Live Cartridge from SeaWeed Co. The gals chat yogurt parfaits for their snacks before taking off for the show! While watching the cheese-fest, the pals chat young crushes, what the cast was up to in their off time, and where their outfits come from!

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC and Lit & Luxury - don’t forget to use code ‘PILOTLITES25’ for 25% off your first order!

Stoner Sponsor: SeaWeed Co.

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

Welcome to Season 3! Join your Head Pilot, Kelsea, & her gal pal, Riley, for the pilot episode of CBS’ The Stand. After taking a bunch of dabs of Super Lemon OG Haze shatter from SeaWeed Co. the gals dive into the show. While watching, Kelsea, the ultimate King fangirl, is shocked that Riley doesn’t know the story, the pals chat about how Uncle Steve King is the Nostradamus of our generation, and babble about their own quarantine life.

Content warning: This episode includes talk of suicide. Please take care. If you need help, please reach out to the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-8255.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC and Lit & Luxury - don’t forget to use code ‘PILOTLITES25’ for 25% off your first order!

Stoner Sponsor: SeaWeed Co.

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

Make sure you treat yourself to the final episode of Season 2 with Kelsea & Riley! The gal pals check out the pilot of the new “Animaniacs” reboot, while Kelsea smokes some excellent flower from Firestorm & Riley checks out some of the flower we’re judging for the High95 Cup. While watching the show, the gals chat about Uncle Steve (Speilburg), the subversiveness of the show, & what we have up our sleeves for Season 3!

Watch the video version of the show for free on Patreon! Patrons will get video versions of all episodes in 2021!

Check out the High95 Cup! The gals will be part of the judging panel!

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Calmbound

Stoner Sponsor: Firestorm Cultivation

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

Join everyone’s fav gal pals, Kels & Riley, this week for “Are You The One?”. After smoking some dabs from Firestorm & snacking on popcorn courtesy of Sweet Dirt, the pals chat about what they’d do if they won a million dollars, wonder about the qualifications for matchmakers, and do a deep dive into straight culture.

Check out the High95 Cup! The gals will be part of the judging panel!

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Calmbound

Stoner Sponsor: Firestorm Cultivation

Snack Sponsor: Sweet Dirt

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

Join Kelsea & Riley for “Superstore”, after they smoke some Purple Punch x Mac from Firestorm Cultivation. The gal pals chat about recreational cannabis in Maine, the idiocy of small moments of beauty, and engagement rings.

Check out the High95 Cup! The gals will be part of the judging panel!

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Calmbound

Stoner Sponsor: Firestorm Cultivation

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

Join Kels & Riley for “30Rock” as they get high out of their minds on prerolls from Firestorm, located in Bangor, Maine. While watching the show, the gal pals meander through convos about Kelsea’s new thesis idea, the controversial history of some of the show’s stars, and how stressful the concept of a live variety show must be.

Check out the High95 Cup! The gals will be part of the judging panel!

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Calmbound

Stoner Sponsor: Firestorm

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

Join Kels & Riley for a late episode this week (while Kate is in quarantine) for “America’s Next Top Model” after doing some BB Sauce Caviar dabs from Green Roots Company. The gals snack on sushi & popcorn courtesy of Sweet Dirt, while chatting about what items you’d need to summon each pal, the effects of shimmery makeup, TRL, and the perfection that is Tyra Banks.

Don’t forget to enter your product in the High95 Cup. The deadline has been extended to November 28th, and the gals will be on the judging panel.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Calmbound

Stoner Sponsor: Green Roots Company - Use code ‘Pilot5’ for $5 off any order over $50

Snack Sponsor: Sweet Dirt

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

On a special make-up episode, Kels & Kate giggle their way through “The Golden Girls” after getting way too high on Medical Mix shatter from Green Roots Company before they recorded. This week, they do a taste test of some unmedicated Mighty Viking Gummies courtesy of [Flowers & Candy], an adorable shop on Exchange St. in Portland, ME. While watching, they obviously critique the ladies’ outfits, figure out which character got cut in the pilot & chat about what they would try to accomplish during commercial breaks when they were kids.

Don’t forget to enter your product in the High95 Cup. The deadline has been extended to November 28th, and the gals will be on the judging panel.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Cultivate Consulting - use code CHILL for a free 30 minute consult & 10% off your first month of bookkeeping services.

Best Buds: Calmbound

Stoner Sponsor: Green Roots Company - Use code ‘Pilot5’ for $5 off any order over $50

Snack Sponsor: [Flowers & Candy]

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'