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This week, your fav gal pals brunch it up with Dutch’s, sponsored by Sweet Dirt, while watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Listen in as they smoke some Pineapple Mimosa from Green Roots Company, love on the cast of the show, Kate gets baked out of her mind, and Kelsea can’t stop eating her breakfast.

Don’t forget to enter your product in the High95 Cup. The deadline has been extended to November 28th, and the gals will be on the judging panel.

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This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Cultivate Consulting - use code CHILL for a free 30 minute consult & 10% off your first month of bookkeeping services.

Best Buds: Calmbound

Stoner Sponsor: Green Roots Company - Use code ‘Pilot5’ for $5 off any order over $50

Snack Sponsor: Sweet Dirt

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

Kate’s back from the wilds of Maine, so the gal pals get back to their friendship roots by watching “Sing On”, a karaoke singing competition. While watching, they smoke Texas Butter from Green Roots Company & nosh on Kelsea’s homemade pizza. You not only get their opinions on each singer, but they also discuss runs, we get Kate’s sartorial analysis, while the gals trash some of the competitors.

Don’t forget to enter your product in the High95 Cup. Rumor has it, the gal pals will be some of your judges!

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale! You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Cultivate Consulting - use code CHILL for a free 30 minute consult & 10% off your first month of bookkeeping services.

Best Buds: Calmbound

Stoner Sponsor: Green Roots Company - Use code ‘Pilot5’ for $5 off any order over $50

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

To make up for skipping a week, we have a new episode for you today! Join Kelsea & Riley for “Lucifer”, as they smoke some Gorilla Glue #4 from Junction Farm. The pals skip snack, play with the puppy, and chat about gender disparity in the cannabis industry, Beyonce, and takeout. Of course, they burst into song, despite promising not to, every single episode.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale! You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Cultivate Consulting - use code CHILL for a free 30 minute consult & 10% off your first month of bookkeeping services.

Stoner Sponsor: Junction Farm

Snack Sponsor: Sweet Dirt

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

To make up for skipping a week, we have a new episode for you today! Join Kelsea & Riley for “Lucifer”, as they smoke some Gorilla Glue #4 from Junction Farm. The pals skip snack, play with the puppy, and chat about gender disparity in the cannabis industry, Beyonce, and takeout. Of course, they burst into song, despite promising not to, every single episode.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale! You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Cultivate Consulting - use code CHILL for a free 30 minute consult & 10% off your first month of bookkeeping services.

Stoner Sponsor: Junction Farm

Snack Sponsor: Sweet Dirt

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

Kelsea & her pal, Murf, check out a spoopy teen show, “My Dead Ex”, while smoking weed from Junction Farm and snacking on apple pie & coffee ice cream, sponsored by Sweet Dirt. They share their thoughts on eyebrows, casting decisions, prom-posals & phallic smoking objects while trying really hard to pay attention to the show.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale! You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Cultivate Consulting

Stoner Sponsor: Junction Farm

Snack Sponsor: Sweet Dirt

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

This week, Kelsea is joined by her pal, Tyler, the manager of Central Maine Flower. The buds watch “Ratched” while smoking blunts of Violator Kush from Junction Farm. After a cobbled together snack of cookies & pizza rolls, they chatter about inappropriate crushes, jawlines, and Stephen King.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale! You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Cultivate Consulting

Stoner Sponsor: Junction Farm

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

This week, Kelsea is joined by her original co-pilot, Riley, for a viewing of the original Addams Family. Kelsea smokes a giant joint from Central Maine Flower, tells you about some concentrates that she’s been trying, while Riley tries some more flavors of edibles from Mighty Viking & Buzzed Bakery. The gals catch up about TV shows, what counts as ‘dressing up’ these days & refining one’s MySpace with damask.

GET YOUR TICKETS for Horrific! A Drive-In Burlesque Show to Benefit Maine Music Alliance on 10/10 at Thomas Point Beach & Campground.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Check out our ‘Gal Pals’ merch - on sale!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Casco Botanical - Find them at your favorite Maine dispensary (if they aren’t carried, make sure you ask!), or order directly from them on Weedmaps! Don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 15% off your first order!

Stoner Sponsor: Central Maine Flower - Use the code CMFCast2020 for 1 Extra Bloom Stamp & 10% OFF ENTIRE Order

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'


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Your co-pilots, Kelsea & Kate, watch “Baewatch: Parental Guidance” while noshing on Thai food from Jack’s Thai, courtesy of Sweet Dirt. They get very silly with the help of Central Maine Flower & their flower & some edibles from Buzzed Bakery & Might Viking. While flying high, they chatter about BAEs, eyebrows, and sex toys.

GET YOUR TICKETS for Horrific! A Drive-In Burlesque Show to Benefit Maine Music Alliance on 10/10 at Thomas Point Beach & Campground.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Check our our new ‘Gal Pals’ merch!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Casco Botanical - Find them at your favorite Maine dispensary (if they aren’t carried, make sure you ask!), or order directly from them on Weedmaps! Don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 15% off your first order!

Stoner Sponsor: Central Maine Flower - Use the code CMFCast2020 for 1 Extra Bloom Stamp & 10% OFF ENTIRE Order

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'


Reminder! Our code ‘pilotlites’ still works over at Ken Ahbus, a great place to get some stoner gear!

This week, your fav gal pals, Kelsea & Kate, check out some concentrates & flower from Central Maine Flower while watching an old school fave, Moesha. They also try some Bubble Gummies from Mighty Viking Gummies & chat about their first concerts, fat shaming on TV, and, as always, Kelsea has to google every actor.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Check our our new ‘Gal Pals’ merch!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Casco Botanical - Find them at your favorite Maine dispensary (if they aren’t carried, make sure you ask!), or order directly from them on Weedmaps! Don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 15% off your first order!

Stoner Sponsor: Central Maine Flower - Use the code CMFCast2020 for 1 Extra Bloom Stamp & 10% OFF ENTIRE Order

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order

Reminder! Our code ‘pilotlites’ still works over at Ken Ahbus, a great place to get some stoner gear!

This week, the snarkiest gal pals, Kelsea & Kate, check out Teenage Bounty Hunters, while snacking on pizza from Westbrook House of Pizza, sponsored by Sweet Dirt. Central Maine Flower covered our cannabis, and the gals smoke two different kinds of flower & try the incredible Blueberry Salted Caramels from Buzzed Bakery.

This week’s show was suggested by one of our Patreon Supporters, Fuckin’ Russ Guy. If you’d like to support the show, head on over to our Patreon!

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Check our our new ‘Gal Pals’ merch!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Casco Botanical - Find them at your favorite Maine dispensary (if they aren’t carried, make sure you ask!), or order directly from them on Weedmaps! Don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 15% off your first order!

Stoner Sponsor: Central Maine Flower - Use the code CMFCast2020 for 1 Extra Bloom Stamp & 10% OFF ENTIRE Order

Snack Sponsor: Sweet Dirt

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order

Reminder! Our code ‘pilotlites’ still works over at Ken Ahbus, a great place to get some stoner gear!

Happy September! Join your fav gal pals, Kelsea & Kate, for Netflix’s Daredevil, as they also check out some prerolls & edibles from Central Maine Flower. The gals snack on 'Imitation Poutine’ that Kelsea made, while giggling about carabiners, podcast aliases, Daddy Paul Rudd, & boxing

This week’s show was suggested by one of our Patreon Supporters, Fuckin’ Russ Guy. If you’d like to support the show, head on over to our Patreon!

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Check our our new ‘Gal Pals’ merch!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Casco Botanical - Find them at your favorite Maine dispensary (if they aren’t carried, make sure you ask!), or order directly from them on Weedmaps! Don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 15% off your first order!

Stoner Sponsor: Central Maine Flower - Use the code CMFCast2020 for 1 Extra Bloom Stamp & 10% OFF ENTIRE Order

Snack Sponsor: Sweet Dirt

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order

Reminder! Our code ‘pilotlites’ still works over at Ken Ahbus, a great place to get some stoner gear!

It’s Wednesday, so join your gal pals for weed & dabs from Northeast Grow Co while play along with pilot episode of Pee-wee’s Playhouse. Kels & Kate nom on Big Fin Poke, sponsored by Sweet Dirt, while dishing about their level of gayness, based on spotting a baby Natasha Lyonne, terrible middle school nicknames, & the fever dream that is children’s programming.

This week’s show was suggested by Cherry Lemonade. Make sure you book Cherry & Gigi Gabor for 2 Queens, 1 Driveway before summer runs out!

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Best Buds: Empyreal Beverages - to order directly from them make sure you send them an email at sales@empyrealbeverages and use ‘pilotlites’ for 15% off your first order (two case minumum).

Stoner Sponsor: Northeast Grow Co.

Snack Sponsor: Sweet Dirt

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order
Reminder! Our code ‘pilotlites’ still works over at Ken Ahbus, a great place to get some stoner gear!